Are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher splitting up? According to In Touch Weekly -- yes ... but according to the two of them in a hilarious new video? NOPE!
The two made fun of a new magazine cover that said the two were splitting (among other things) and bantered back and forth about what the cover said about them (apparently Mila's taking the kids; this was news to Ashton! LOL)
Ashton also apparently has a "dark secret" that neither of them know about... but apparently In Touch does! HA! The two of them always make us laugh.
Check out the hilarious video below.