Top 50 signs you’re getting old
1. Forgetting people’s names
3. Feeling stiff
4. Talking a lot about your joints/ailments
5. Groaning when you bend down
6. Not knowing any songs in the top ten
7. Misplacing your glasses/bag/car keys etc.
8. Getting more hairy – ears, eyebrows, nose, face etc.
9. Avoid lifting heavy things due to back concerns
10. Saying “in my day”
11. Finding it tricky to sit cross-legged on the floor
12. Hating noisy pubs
13. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style
14. Falling asleep in front of the TV every night
15. Thinking policemen/teachers/doctors look really young
16. Falling ill more often
17. Saying “it wasn’t like that when I was young”
18. Complaining about more things
19. Needing an afternoon nap
20. Feeling tired the moment you wake up
21. Struggling to use technology
22. Finding you have no idea what “young people” are talking about
23. Having colleagues who are so young they don’t know what a cassette tape is
24. Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs
25. Complaining about the rubbish on television these days
26. Spending time comparing illnesses and injuries with friends
27. Your friends are all ill more often
28. Not knowing or remembering the name of any modern bands
29. You consider going on a “no children” cruise for a holiday
30. You know your alcohol limit
31. Struggling to think of anything worse than going to a music festival
32. Never going out without your coat
33. Putting everyday items in the wrong place
34. You move from modern and pop music on the radio to adult contemporary or album-oriented rock
35. You start driving very slowly
36. You struggle to lose weight easily
37. Buying a smart phone but having no idea how to do anything other than make phone calls on it
38. You say ‘I’m gasping for a cup of tea’ (the poll was taken in Great Britain)
39. Spending more money on face creams/anti-aging products
40. Falling asleep after one glass of wine
41. Feeling you have the right to tell people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn’t polite
42. You like getting asked for ID
43. Paying by cash or check rather than using your card
44. Preferring a night in with a board game than a night on the town
45. Being told off for politically incorrect opinions
46. Joining a National Trust
47. Your ears are getting bigger
48. Preferring a Sunday walk to laying around
49. You think, “maybe I’ll drive instead of drink”
50. Drinking sherry