A woman was escorted out of a Brad Paisley concert this past Thursday after allegedly breastfeeding her baby while standing in the pit. Witnesses say the woman was approached during the concert by security and kindly offered seats that were farther from the roaring crowd and blasting speakers. 

Despite the concerns from security, mother Megan Christopherson was baffled by the request. She claimed that there was no reason for being approached, quoting "It's a country concert. I wasn't at a death metal or a rap concert. It's pretty somber at country concerts." Christopherson plans to hire a lawyer and expects an apology from the security company. Her reason for lawyering up is so she can “Stand up for all nursing women and stand up for what's right." Hold up a sec. I think the real question here is WHY in the world is there a baby in the pit of a concert in the first place?? They didn’t kick her out for breast feeding, they kicked her out to protect her baby from being crushed by the crowd! This woman is clearly off her rocker.