Police were dispatched to a house in Blanchard, Mich., on Saturday night after getting a traffic complaint about cars parked in the street.

When they arrived they discovered a house party with more than 2,000 “guests.”

The party was called “Project P,” stylized like the movie Project X, and most of the people there were under 21.

EMTs had to be called in due to multiple reports of drug overdoses and alcohol poisoning.

“It’s my house, you gotta deal with it afterwards, but apparently it was worth it,” Taylor told reporters. “I feel like anybody that’s got a problem with me partying out here, in the middle of nowhere, is a spaz.”

And here comes the post party interview...